Mind Blowing Selfie Sword (You won’t believe number three!)

The 'MBSS' and 'SSLL' are two important elements of the 'Armour of Log', which is essential in our battle against the powers of the air. This gear offers users a comprehensive toolkit for both offense and defence in the social realm: maximising chances for humble-bragging and virtue signalling in combination with convenient cop-outs via claimed victimhood.