Procrastination Is Like Masturbation: It’s a lot of fun while it lasts, but in the end you’re just fucking yourself.
Everyone hates their phone, and their addiction to social media and other silly apps. Everyone has a stack of justifications for why they use their phone, how their use is different to everyone else’s. Older people disparage the younger generations’ addiction to their phones while they share idiotic clickbait and fake news. Younger guys complain about Insta-Hoes while they endlessly scroll butt pics and share shitty stolen memes.
When you use 'PrIsLiMa' with your phone it’s impossible to see the screen until you activate the mechanism that drives a fire-sharpened phallus into your chest, right over your heart. The device is intended to be a deterrent to phone addiction, but only results in an unchanged amount of wasted time, and a wounded sternum.